Congrats, Papi

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Congratulations for tying Jimmie Foxx for the single-season Red Sox record for home runs (50). This season has evolved into a fucking debacle after the Yankees swept us last month. With a lot of things up in the air, including a possible trade for A-Rod (gulp), one thing is certain, you will be hitting bombs out of Fenway come next April and I will be hopping out of my seat, spilling my beer, yelling "Get the fuck out! Get the fuck out! Fuck yeah!" and keeping the dream alive. You are a class act, a great philanthropist in the community, and a reason I keep watching when all hope is lost. Congrats and thank you.