Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Interpol - Moderation | Remotely Related Story: "Honey, I Shrunk the Pizza"

Big year for me: new Bloc Party, new Radiohead, new Interpol and hopefully, grad school.

The Music Slut has the rundown on Interpol's album details. Here is the short stack: dropping June 5, no tour dates other than Coachella, titled Moderation.

I'm looking forward to another tour from these guys...

Cue flashback, voice-over:

"Honey, I Shrunk The Pizza"

I last caught them in Baltimore with Blonde Redhead on one of the more disgusting nights of my life. Me and Callo got shellacked at Sonar, stumbled back to Federal Hill around 3 or 4, put a frozen pizza in the oven (any port in a storm), forgot about it and I passed out with a Girl Scout thin mint cookie (chocolate coating) in each hand. When I woke up I had chocolate melting my fingers to each palm and that pizza was the size of bagel. We proceeded to pick my parents up at BWI (after I washed my hands and turned the oven off) where we ran into the entire flight's worth of Miss USA contestants. I think we snapped a pic with Miss Rhode Island and Miss Ohio. Miss RI actually went to my high school and I knew her brother. Weird. Were we talking about Interpol? Where am I?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not going to be called Moderation, they don't have a title yet..

Anonymous said...

You guys are insipid morons. Paul Banks would never let the cat out of the bag and let the album name be leaked on the internet. Dan would hand him his ass on a platter. This isn't Paul typing this message. This isn't Paul typing this message. This isn't Paul typing this message. Sorry, my keyboard got jammed up.

s in ny said...

ha ha ha...... ; D