My Girlfriend Wants Tom Brady

[Boston Globe]

And guess what, so do...

Yeah, right. Anyway, Brady is the man. Look at this guy! Rolling in to accept his ring (one of three). Coyote Ugly dame. Shirt unbuttoned. Shit eatin' grin on his face like, "figure I'll do this about five more times in my career." Scandalous, Tommy, scandalous. The hilarious part? He is all business, all about team, and all about work ethic. You don't see him on four different ads during one commercial break. If you see him on one, he is with his whole O line. He's proven himself time and time again, and this Sunday against the Colts he will rise to the occasion once more. The Colts are undefeated (again), everyone is talking shit (again), and well, that is why we have the Sports Guy. To shut 'em all up.

I Really Hate The Colts by Bill Simmons
"Meanwhile, here's Tom Brady and his three Super Bowl rings. He's never had a top-10 receiver on his team. He's never had a top-10 tight end on his team. He's never had an elite runner except for Corey Dillon in 2004. His receivers leave for other teams and completely fall off the face of the earth. During his first Super Bowl season, he survived a QB controversy with local hero Drew Bledsoe and the loss of his only deep threat (Terry Glenn). Two summers ago, his offensive coordinator fled for Notre Dame and the team didn't even bother spending money to replace him. This season, they lowballed his top two receivers, pushed them out the door, then expected Brady to break in a new group of guys as the season was going on. And the guy just keeps winning. Out of all the must-win games over the years, he came up short only in Denver last January."
[Sports Guy Speaks Truth]

This track is a stretch, but I think you get the drift...

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