Baby Jesus is not happy!! I say again, BABY JESUS IS NOT HAPPY!!! The goddamn National took too long to set up. The goddamn Nethers played too long (even though I thought they rocked). The goddamn Black Cat should have scheduled the show for earlier in the evening. The goddamn Ghetro system should run their last train from U St. later than 11:30pm (if you want to catch last Orange connection). And let’s not forget the goddamn hoodlums at Metro D who should have kept their cake-holes shut about how the National took the Black Cat by storm on their last go-around.
Okay, I feel slightly better. While I could sit here and blame everything and everyone under the sun for only catching ½ of the FIRST song of the National set before having to roll, I can truly only point the finger at the man in the mirror for this episode of poor judgment. When analyzing all of the facts (8:30 start time, 3 bands, and an 11:30 last-call for the Ghetro), how does one come to a seemingly logical conclusion that they will be able to catch most, if not all of the National set before having to jet?? I now look back and wonder what the hell I was thinking and can only chalk this up in the “lesson learned” column – I’m such a nutsack full of catshit!
Baby Jesus is not happy!! I say again, BABY JESUS IS NOT HAPPY!!! The goddamn National took too long to set up. The goddamn Nethers played too long (even though I thought they rocked). The goddamn Black Cat should have scheduled the show for earlier in the evening. The goddamn Ghetro system should run their last train from U St. later than 11:30pm (if you want to catch last Orange connection). And let’s not forget the goddamn hoodlums at Metro D who should have kept their cake-holes shut about how the National took the Black Cat by storm on their last go-around.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I feel slightly better. While I could sit here and blame everything and everyone under the sun for only catching ½ of the FIRST song of the National set before having to roll, I can truly only point the finger at the man in the mirror for this episode of poor judgment. When analyzing all of the facts (8:30 start time, 3 bands, and an 11:30 last-call for the Ghetro), how does one come to a seemingly logical conclusion that they will be able to catch most, if not all of the National set before having to jet?? I now look back and wonder what the hell I was thinking and can only chalk this up in the “lesson learned” column – I’m such a nutsack full of catshit!
Shit, we could have spotted you a ride. You were just too scared to get close to those speakers again, old man.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there's also these yellow things that drive around the DC area called taxi's...cheap fuck!
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